Sunday, December 28, 2008

Ann Arbor Is, In Fact, A Whore

I don't even know how to title this post. I am so out of sorts I can barely see straight. I feel like I've been on a week long bender but in reality I only really went out last night and am still hurting from that.

I saw my nemesis* face to face and gave him a hug. Then I realized that he wasn't trying to make amends so I walked away. Then I had an Irish car bomb (I know, not politically correct).

Then I lost my credit card (I think), then I did vocals on Rock Band until 4 a.m. Then drove home 2 hours (I slept, he drove). Now I have to pack, shower, say goodbye and fly across the nation. I'm really looking fwd to the headwinds. F the man.....

I got my next and last training plan from my coach last night and need to check it out. I'm gonna be sad when it is over with. He told me in the email that the next 2 weeks are going to be tough. It is probably because I was such a slacker this week. Speaking of which....I ran some, then I didn't. All will be reported once I stop seeing double.

Happy holidays bitches!!

*My nemesis being the bouncer that called the police on me a few months ago because he didn't believe my Cali ID was real. Do you seriously think I look less than 21 you fucker? Asshole. Long story short cops came and verified. It is not my first run-in with the Ann Arbor police.

6 comments:

the gazelle said...

I hope you have a good trip back! At least you're coming back to the almost complete absence of snow!

RunToFinish said...

ohh I love the rock band, sounds like an interesting trip.

I can't wait to see what the coach has in store for you as I will be attempting to repeat it at my slower pace :)

Sarah said...

Oh lord! I love this post :) Sorry you're still hurting. The NW will welcome you back!

Steve Stenzel said...

Man! What a night! I hope you find your credit card!

And I didn't know you "coined" suckmill! Ha! I've been calling it "dreadmill" and "suckmill" for years. I try not to have run on it that often....

Have a good week!!

TJ said...

LOL! Hope your vision has improved by now/ :)

Amy said...

I know I'm coming late to this party but man was it a funny read. Ann Arbor is a Whore (I went to Mich State). LOL.

We would definitely be friends if we lived closer!